You just never know what you'll find

This evening, I noticed Noble under the desk--not unusual--and then I realized that he was saying "ut, ut" (translates to up, out, down...wherever he wants to be that he's NOT).  So I looked more closely...

The other day, I came into the living room to find him hanging out of his toy tub by one leg and holding on for dear life (he wasn't hurt at all)...he tried to climb ONTO the tub to reach the window and apparently slipped.  I realize this makes me sound like a deadbeat parent who can't keep half an eye on her own kid, but I invite anyone who's judging to spend a day with the little tyke.  (Insert evil giggle here.)