Our niece, Emma, is visiting for a few days. She's not quite used to Bubby, and their conversations make me laugh.
Case in point: I sent Noble in to change into pajamas. Emma went in after a few minutes, and we heard this conversation:
Emma: is that...like, a dress?
(We knew exactly what he was wearing from that one question.)
Noble: {oblivious}
Emma persisted: are you gonna wear pants with that?
Noble: {indignantly} Pants?! What, are we going somewhere?!

Poor Emma never stood a chance.