Pants?

Our niece, Emma, is visiting for a few days. She's not quite used to Bubby, and their conversations make me laugh. Case in point: I sent Noble in to change into pajamas. Emma went in after a few minutes, and we heard this conversation: Emma: is that...like, a dress? (We knew exactly what he was wearing from that one question.) Noble: {oblivious} Emma persisted: are you gonna wear pants with that? Noble: {indignantly} Pants?! What, are we going somewhere?!


Poor Emma never stood a chance.